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Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts

Monday, July 30, 2012

I am in awe...

Today I experienced first hand the dire inefficiency of Government and the experience gave me increased appreciation of a few aspects.

First the glaring examples of poor service. I was issued a bogus petition by our beloved IT department, the response to which apparently can only be submitted 'by hand' (it is amazing that we live in the world of 4G mobile broadband and the best we can do is this amazing concept of 'by hand'). So I went 20 odd kilometers to the income tax office, situated in such a lane where parking your car means no one else can pass through! And they will not accept my response because everyone is sitting outside accepting IT returns, from everyone who forgot that 31st was the lat date for submissions, 'by hand' - to all those 'by hand'ers, "Please submit online, the facility is available and makes for lesser waste of time of sheer stupidity." My query to the Income Tax office, "if you had time to goof up and send me bogus queries, you should have the time and resources to accept a response; it is the least service you can offer for the tax money that you collect and live off of."

Then I needed to notarize some official documents (I assure you that the whole process of notarization is the government's conspiracy to generate pointless employment for the idiots who study law and cannot actually apply intellect to make an honest living!). After an unreasonable fee, 40 rupees for parking and a 1.5 hour lunch, I was able to get my notarization. The advocate convinced me that lunch was quintessential and my needs are secondary since he needs a typist who is out at lunch (The guy needs a typist to print out a Word Document from a USB Pen Drive)! The idiot is sitting and stamping and signing but he will not type his own stuff!

The shameless dude was even attesting documents as True Copies without originals (of course without originals it would cost twice as much). He made about Rs. 500 in the 20 minutes I waited for him to turn his attention to my documents. Conveniently located just outside the Passport office and close to Symbiosis at the Patrakar Nagar crossing, Advocate Kale is making a killing; and doing a service. I say, doing a service since he is probably the only one who, for a little extra money will attest whatever you want him to! It makes one wonder what the point of it all is, doesn't it?

Now to what I've come to appreciate. I am in awe of the fact that India is progressing at all from one day to the next! How we make any progress with the burden of such massive inefficiency, corruption and crookedness is something that has been haunting my mind for the last 2 hours. I am forced to conclude that there must be some very efficient people somewhere (the honest and efficient ones you never see out in the open, never) pushing us ahead! My sincerest gratitude to these true patriots...

I started with attorneys (advertised on multiple sites, no less) who had their shops shut (at 11 AM) and "9 AM to 6 PM" printed on their shutters, went to one attorney who told me that she there was something lacking in my documents and then to another who did what needed to be done for Rs. 500. This brings me to the second wonder as to how a simple process like notarization can have altering meaning, depending on the level of greed you are willing to satisfy. What is the bloody point of the process if the sanctity of it is as fungible?

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Hot Dog Obsessions…

I have begun to believe that Hot Dogs is the culmination of American meat and bread craving or what I alternatively think is the lack of imagination whendragon dog it comes to food matters. And what triggered this thought was a couple of recent news articles that passed my screen in the last week or so. There was news of a 1-pound hot dog for $26 being dished out at the Rangers Ballpark in Texas which just by virtue of being a $ 26 Hot Dog will be bought, consumed, blogged and tweeted about across the hot dog communities – I thought this was an economy that was recovering from depression; if Hot Dogs are any indication, for a society that consumes a $26 Hot Dog might as well be the richest country – Quatar (by far the richest country based on IMF, World Bank and CIA) clearly have serious competition. 

And this is not even close to what passes for records these days and that brings me to the other slightly older news was of the world’s most expensive Hot Dog  debuting in VANCOUVER, British Columbia at $100 for the foot-long dog infused with cognac along with lobster and Kobe beef. Using a 100-year-old Louis XIII cognac that costs more than $2,000 a bottle this Dragon Dog (as it has been christened) is all set to usurp the erstwhile top dollar dog sold at New York's Serendipity restaurant at $ 69. I think it might even take the spot for the ugliest looking edible food that is paid for consumption.

I think the management is under undue and wrongful influence of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council that reports a whopping $1.68 billion in hot dog consumption based on retail sales – whopping! For something that ranges from $0.99 to $2.50 on an average per unit; it’s a massive number of units consumed. That’s how much foreign reserves India added on in 2011. I am assuming that the consumption of the high dollar value Hot Dogs is an invisible dent on the overall consumption and this makes me wonder why America has such problem figuring out the cause of its obesity problem! Ranging from 1500 calories to 3000+ calories, I think a major part of the problem will be solved if Lady Obama can convince hubby darling to ban Hot Dogs in the the country. Compared to the quantum of bad decision making that marks the White House, this might actually be the legacy and a chapter in a history that archives 100+ years. And no surprise, Hot Dogs, like most other food in the USA, were not of US origin – the origins of the Hot Dog lies in Frankfurter Würstchen dating back to 13th century Germany.
Coming back to Obama’s legacy though, there is good reason I am told that Hot Dogs should be banned. An American Institute for Cancer Research report found that consuming one 50-gram serving of processed meat — about one hot dog — every day increases risk of colorectal cancer by 20 percent. 17% of food-related asphyxiations among children younger than 10 years of age were caused by hot dogs – apparently Their size, shape and texture make them difficult to expel from the windpipe. I think this is why they started making the out of shape ugly varieties as the Dragon Dog. But banning it might put some dent on the money to be made from ensuing class action suits for cancers and choking kids. The legal lobby might pose a serious threat if ever the Government got to it.

But can you imagine a world without Hot Dogs? Sure! There are plenty of unhealthy and unhealthier food to give the the cancer, heart disease and legal fees. But that’s for another day… 


 

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Cooking by Estimation…

I am not going to make a very good cookbook writer since I never measure what I put into the food. I must be incredibly lucky because it most often comes out not to bad!
So this is what I made today, for lunch. I call it “Roasted Pomodoro Chicken Breast”.
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It did come out pretty well.
  1. Take some cherry tomatoes, garlic cloves, whole red chilies (3 or 4), a pinch of cumin seeds and salt to taste.
  2. Put it in a blender and “ice crush” the ingredients.
  3. Slit the chicken breast deep on both sides and use the ground ingredients to marinate the chicken.
  4. Sprinkle lemon grit, lemon juice, garlic salt and ground black pepper on top.
  5. Allow the chicken to soak in the marinated form for about an hour, (preferably in the sun if the breasts have been taken out of the freezer)!
  6. Preheat the oven to 400 F.
  7. Spray cooking oil on a rosewood plank and put the chicken breasts on this. Embed some cinnamon sticks (3 or 4) and push into the oven.
  8. Roast for 20 minutes, turn the pieces and roast till the chicken is soft (probably another 20 – 30 minutes).
  9. Put it on a plate and eat hot.
  10. It is easy to make and tastes phenomenal.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Ilish Shorshe - I am looking forward to this today....


Some interesting facts about Ilish.. I am sure most of us Bengali folk rarely know about our beloved Hilsa or Ilish… Sources for most of this is Wikipedia – I would personally like to thank whoever put all the information out there.
Nomenclature
Hilsa (Bengali: ইলিশ Ilish) (Oriya: ଇଲିଶି Ilishii) is the most popular fish to Bengalis. Its the national fish of Bangladesh and extremely popular in West Bengal, Orissa, Tripura, Assam, India as well. Hilsa also can be found at India's Assamese-, Bengali- Oriya-speaking regions and in Telugu-speaking regions (Telugu: పులస Pulasa or Polasa) and in Pakistan Sindh (Sindhī: پلو مڇي Pallu Machhi). In Gujarat it is known as either Modenn or Palva.
Kingdom: Animalia
Taxonomic Rank: Species
Synonym(s): Hilsa ilisha (Hamilton, 1822)
Taxonomic Hierarchy
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