Monday morning can be dreary on Outlook... 56 Unread emails and a large quantum of the same (54 and still counting...) are from email IDs I have never ever seen or from the array of girls offering me jobs (I wonder...).
Desperate to look at the prospects of my valuation in the job market I run across Tina, Angelina, etc. (Wonder who told them I had a thing for the "..ina" names!!) and am thoroughly depressed that the modest career I wake up to every morning is only worth "Work From Home" offers.
Then of-course someone somewhere has spread the word of the billions I have hidden away (Hope that IT doesn't find out!!) and there is a handful of advice on stocks I would love to invest in and make zillions from my billions!! My experience in investing in such well wishing recommendations has been rather loss laden in the past so my advice to all and sundry that such well wishers should be gifted boquets of Shift+Delete.
Thank the boons of weak but traditional Spam Filters of IT companies, the girls I want to meet in Pune who would copulate for the love of the weather here, do not sneak into my Inbox.
In the end, as I run to the end of the my would be shopping cart and free thousands of dollars allocated to me finally I come over the email from my boss...
And thus commences my week....
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Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteDunno get upset! These mails just add to the Monday Blues!!!!
Enlightening!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteguru! .. welcome to ze blogging world .. good stuff!
ReplyDeleteshould be thankful, its a daily phenomenon here boss, have reached a record of 493 e-mails in a day!!!! and that was not even a Monday, and then you find some @@### who died and his @@#####@@## son wanting to remit the money to me o s.one selling the V pills at a disc!!!!! so plz be happy that it happens to you over weekend
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