Responses from the Indian Leadership - This one was picked from a friend's post in Facebook and will be archived for laughs....
Digvijay Singh – Sachin is an RSS agent. All these days he was waiting to score his century against a Muslim country.
Manmohan Singh – I congratulate Sachin and also congratulate the leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi.
Rahul Gandhi – My grandmother created Bangladesh . She deserves the credit for this century.
Raj Thackeray – Sachin has proved himself to be a true Marathi Manoos after scoring this century. So what if India lost the match, Maharashtrians cannot take the responsibility of the whole nation.
Mulayam Singh Yadav – If Sachin was from UP, I would have made tickets of all Cricket matches ‘Tax free’.
Anna Hazare – Sachin deserves to be the next lokpal of the country.
Baba Ramdev – If you multiply all the runs Sachin has made by a billion is what is the total black money in foreign country.
Kapil Sibbal – Social media need to control comments on Sachin’s century. It will harm the fabric of secularism in India .
Swami Agnivesh – Now that Bangladesh has helped Sachin score his 100th century, they have proved to be a true friend of India . Let's welcome their citizens in India and let them live wherever they can.
Kris Shrikant – We selectors hope that by 2050, Sachin will also score his 150th century.
Arjun Tendulkar – I want to play with my father in 2020 world cup.
Sachin Tendulkar himself – Aaeellaaaa…. Now what excuse I will make to not retire.
Sonia Gandhi – Er….. She did not respond since she is suffering from an undisclosed disease.
Karunanidhi.......Who is Sachin Tandulkar?
Jayalalitha.....Once Sasikala said something about this boy. I ignored it as I thought that he was a
Bollywood filmstar. In any case Dr. MGR was a better player.
Mayawati - Yeh sab Manuwadi logon ki baat hai. Sachin ke sau shatak Vinod Kambli par hue anyay ko dho nahi sakte.
Mamta - She was not consulted in advance on such massive score, hence the century should be rolled back to 90. She also added, if it is not rolled back by weekend, Sachin should be replaced
in the team by Mukul Roy.
Digvijay Singh – Sachin is an RSS agent. All these days he was waiting to score his century against a Muslim country.
Manmohan Singh – I congratulate Sachin and also congratulate the leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi.
Rahul Gandhi – My grandmother created Bangladesh . She deserves the credit for this century.
Raj Thackeray – Sachin has proved himself to be a true Marathi Manoos after scoring this century. So what if India lost the match, Maharashtrians cannot take the responsibility of the whole nation.
Mulayam Singh Yadav – If Sachin was from UP, I would have made tickets of all Cricket matches ‘Tax free’.
Anna Hazare – Sachin deserves to be the next lokpal of the country.
Baba Ramdev – If you multiply all the runs Sachin has made by a billion is what is the total black money in foreign country.
Kapil Sibbal – Social media need to control comments on Sachin’s century. It will harm the fabric of secularism in India .
Swami Agnivesh – Now that Bangladesh has helped Sachin score his 100th century, they have proved to be a true friend of India . Let's welcome their citizens in India and let them live wherever they can.
Kris Shrikant – We selectors hope that by 2050, Sachin will also score his 150th century.
Arjun Tendulkar – I want to play with my father in 2020 world cup.
Sachin Tendulkar himself – Aaeellaaaa…. Now what excuse I will make to not retire.
Sonia Gandhi – Er….. She did not respond since she is suffering from an undisclosed disease.
Karunanidhi.......Who is Sachin Tandulkar?
Jayalalitha.....Once Sasikala said something about this boy. I ignored it as I thought that he was a
Bollywood filmstar. In any case Dr. MGR was a better player.
Mayawati - Yeh sab Manuwadi logon ki baat hai. Sachin ke sau shatak Vinod Kambli par hue anyay ko dho nahi sakte.
Mamta - She was not consulted in advance on such massive score, hence the century should be rolled back to 90. She also added, if it is not rolled back by weekend, Sachin should be replaced
in the team by Mukul Roy.
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Hahahaha...Irony of the great leadership of the largest democracy....
ReplyDeleteAh well... There is a valid point, you know - in some of these quips...
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